Hi, Everyone! It's that time again! Yep, the time where you sit down at your computer and look at.......................Matt's Joke of the week! I knew you liked the last one so much that I am doing another!
Here it is!
I have a lip, but I can not taste
I have a mouth, but I can not talk
I have a neck, but I can not breath
I have an "I", but I can not see
I carry something, but I have no arms
I wear a cap, but I have no head
What am I?
Leave a Comment on what you think the answer is! I will post the answer on Wednesday!
Leave a comment! I LOVE Comments!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, January 31, 2011
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Operation Fox Hunt: Agent 008: Man on a Mission
For the past few weeks we have had a Gray Fox living out in our woods! I have not seen it but my dad has!
So this morning I went on a mission to track the fox down and take a picture of it!
My first stop was our water spicket outside by our barn!
Almost every day for the last few weeks, the fox has come down to our water spicket to look around to see what he/she can find. Thankfully it takes its walk before my ducks get let out!
Objective #1: Look for fox tracks at the water spicket!
I was surprised to see that there were no fox tracks at the spicket! Very interesting! HMMMMMMM!
So I headed out through the woods to see what I could see!
Objective #2: Look for fox tracks in the woods!
Following my dads ATV trail, I again found no tracks in our woods that belonged to the fox!
But there were other tracks out there!
I came across tracks of a Field Mouse.
So I determined to head to a grove of tall shrubs and hide there!
Objective #3: Hide in the shrubs and look for the fox!
After I Plowed through a patch of briar's and forged a three foot snow drift, I arrived at the shrubs. I climbed into the middle of them and waited, but soon realized that I was directly under some power lines.
I don't mind things that go BOOM or POW, but things that go ZZZZZZZZZZZZZAP give me the tingles! (Literally!!!!)
So I left my hideout to look for his den! But when I got to where I thought his den was, it was under two feet of snow!
Oh well! Guess you can't win all of them!
Time for Agent 008 to head back to HQ and get a cup of hot chocolate!
But believe you me, I won't rest till I see that fox with my own two eyes!
So this morning I went on a mission to track the fox down and take a picture of it!
Almost every day for the last few weeks, the fox has come down to our water spicket to look around to see what he/she can find. Thankfully it takes its walk before my ducks get let out!
Objective #1: Look for fox tracks at the water spicket!
I was surprised to see that there were no fox tracks at the spicket! Very interesting! HMMMMMMM!
Objective #2: Look for fox tracks in the woods!
Following my dads ATV trail, I again found no tracks in our woods that belonged to the fox!
But there were other tracks out there!
So I determined to head to a grove of tall shrubs and hide there!
After I Plowed through a patch of briar's and forged a three foot snow drift, I arrived at the shrubs. I climbed into the middle of them and waited, but soon realized that I was directly under some power lines.
I don't mind things that go BOOM or POW, but things that go ZZZZZZZZZZZZZAP give me the tingles! (Literally!!!!)
Time for Agent 008 to head back to HQ and get a cup of hot chocolate!
But believe you me, I won't rest till I see that fox with my own two eyes!
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
My First Post
I have been asking my mom for months if I could have a blog. Well, today it finally paid off!
I am not quite sure what to write, but I will have something very soon!
But I do have one thing that I would like to start with. A weekly joke!
Here it is!
A fisherman who lost his job went in to a town to look for work. He got a job at a the local bank.
The man didn't know very much about banking, but soon got the hang of it.
On his first day as a teller things were going pretty well, until a robber walked in!
The robber said "Give me two million clams or taste lead!"
The fisherman replied "Boy Sunny, that sure is a lot of clam chowder!"
Hope you like it. Leave a comment!
I am not quite sure what to write, but I will have something very soon!
But I do have one thing that I would like to start with. A weekly joke!
Here it is!
A fisherman who lost his job went in to a town to look for work. He got a job at a the local bank.
The man didn't know very much about banking, but soon got the hang of it.
On his first day as a teller things were going pretty well, until a robber walked in!
The robber said "Give me two million clams or taste lead!"
The fisherman replied "Boy Sunny, that sure is a lot of clam chowder!"
Hope you like it. Leave a comment!
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