Here are some helpful words of advice: (No, not really!)
1. Always laugh at danger. But be warned, it will laugh at you in the ER!
2. Never mess around with matches or lighters. Flame-throwers work much better.
3. Anyone who says “1+1=2” is wrong. Everyone knows that it is really 11.
4. List of things not to lick: spark plugs, electrical outlets, 9 volt batteries, a frozen piece of metal, motor oil dip sticks, and someone else’s ice cream cone!
5. There is no difference between gasoline and water. Although, it has never passed the trial by fire.
6. Light-bulbs didn’t turn on when someone had an idea before Thomas Edison.
7. Never dive into kiddy pools.
8. Water Wings under a long sleeved shirt do not make your muscles look any bigger.
9. “Look both ways before you cross the street” NOTE: it does not say anything about: the road, the drive, the avenue, the highway, the parkway, etc.
10. 4 KNO3 + C7H4O + 2 S —> 2 K2S + 4 CO2 + 3 CO + 2 H2O + 2 N2 + CH4 + 2 O2 → CO2 + 2 H2O 2 CH4 + 3 O2 → 2 CO + 4 H2O N2 + O2 → 2 NO N2 + 2 O2 → 2 NO2 = Spontaneous Combustion. (In other word: Gunpowder + Fire = Boom!)
