About

Generally people click on the "About" page for three reasons.
(1) You want to know who writes this blog, (2) you want you know the purpose of this blog and/or (3) you want to know what is on this blog.

So you wan to know who I am? Sorry, that is classified. I would tell you, but you know how touchy the government gets when their top agents reveal info about them selves.

You wan to know what the purpose of this blog is? It is to tell the world how totally awesome I am!

You want to know what is on this blog? You're on the wrong page!!!!

If you read all of this, than you just wasted approximately 35 seconds of your life!