Yep, You Better Believe It! Matt's Joke Of The Week Is BACK!!!!!!!!!!
I Can See That You Are Thrilled!
A duck walked into a bank at 1:00 on Monday and says to the teller "Do you have any grapes?"
The teller replied "No, Mr. Duck, I am sorry but I don't have any grapes!"
So the duck turned and walked out!
The next day at 1:00 the duck walked into the bank and said to the teller "Do you have any grapes?"
The teller again replied "No"!
The Next day at 1:00 the duck asked the same thing, and the day after and the day after that and the day after that! So the next day the teller told the duck "If you come in here tomorrow and ask for grapes I am going to nail your feet to the wall!"
So the next day the duck walked into the bank and asked "Do you have any hammers?"
"No" The teller replied "Do you have any nails?" "No" The teller replied again.
"Good!" The duck said " Now, do you have any grapes?"
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I Can See That You Are Thrilled!
A duck walked into a bank at 1:00 on Monday and says to the teller "Do you have any grapes?"
The teller replied "No, Mr. Duck, I am sorry but I don't have any grapes!"
So the duck turned and walked out!
The next day at 1:00 the duck walked into the bank and said to the teller "Do you have any grapes?"
The teller again replied "No"!
The Next day at 1:00 the duck asked the same thing, and the day after and the day after that and the day after that! So the next day the teller told the duck "If you come in here tomorrow and ask for grapes I am going to nail your feet to the wall!"
So the next day the duck walked into the bank and asked "Do you have any hammers?"
"No" The teller replied "Do you have any nails?" "No" The teller replied again.
"Good!" The duck said " Now, do you have any grapes?"
Hope You like it!
Leave a Comment!
