Sorry it have slacked off again people. I am running out of jokes!
Two men, that were running from the police, crossed a farmer's field. But in the middle of the field, they were spotted by the farmer's bull. The bull started charging at the men and was quickly gaining on them.
One man said to the other, "Are you a prayin' man?"
"No!" The other man replied.
"Maybe it's time to start. Quick, say a prayer before we get killed by this bull!"
So the other man prayed the prayer that his father had prayed every night at the dinner table. "Lord, we thank Thee for what we are about to receive."
Two men, that were running from the police, crossed a farmer's field. But in the middle of the field, they were spotted by the farmer's bull. The bull started charging at the men and was quickly gaining on them.
One man said to the other, "Are you a prayin' man?"
"No!" The other man replied.
"Maybe it's time to start. Quick, say a prayer before we get killed by this bull!"
So the other man prayed the prayer that his father had prayed every night at the dinner table. "Lord, we thank Thee for what we are about to receive."
