According to the Mayan Calender.........

The World will end in exactly 10 Months. If you believe that sort of thing!

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The Problem With Big Brother's Boots

My older brother Chris just started going to police academy. (He is an EMT, Fire-Fighter, and now a Cop, going for them all!)
Well, when he goes to class, he needs to wear this weird looking uniform, ugly hat, a T-shirt that he has to iron, EMS pants and black boots.
Well, last Friday night he was trying  them on. (The boot) Nothing wrong with that. The "Problem" came when he tried to take them off. They were stuck, emphases on the STUCK! He could get one off, but the other wouldn't move! He pushed, pulled, shoved, tugged, it would not move for anything!
Then along came BUFF little brother (a.k.a. Me) and pulled it off just like that. OK, it wasn't just like that, it was more like, I pulled and it came off five minutes later. I pulled so hard on that boot that Holly had to hold Chris to the couch so I didn't pull him off it. So you could say that there was a severe amount of extreme muscular  force concentrated in a certain point for an aloted amount of time. Or, in other words, I pulled for a rerally LOOOOOOONG time!

The boot almost off!

The final tug!

And it's off!

 Unfortunately, there are no good photos of me showing off my incredible buffness

The Victor!

The victim getting up after the amputation.
NOTE: Holly didn't think I could do it!

So I guess that it can be said now and through the age: Lil' buff boy beat big brothers bad boots, bad!

Thanks to my wonderful older sister who made me this cool header and button for my blog! (She dictated this post!)

I was going to put this on my blog....

But my sister put it on hers first. Click here here to see this video from Courageous!

Joke of the Week! "We are all thinners."

A paster wanted to paint his church, but was only able to collect enough money to buy 2 gallons of paint.
In order to help strech it out a little more, he added a lot of water. When he was done painting, he went home.
That night, there was a rain storm and  when the paster went back the next day, all of that paint had washed off the church. then the paster prayed "Lord, what should I do? I have no more money and no more paint." and God answerd, "Repaint and thin no more!"

HAPPY GROUNDHOG DAY!!!!!

Happ Groundhog Day to all you people that dont much like winter! Spring will be here in 6 weeks because Phil saw his shadow!!!!!

An American Traitor

Benedict Arnold is known as the biggest traitor in history. If you are not sure what he did, I’ll refresh your memory.
Arnold was a general in the Colonial Army under George Washington. In November of 1777, the Americans went head to head with the British in Saratoga, NY. To make a long story short, Arnold led the American army in charges, which led to the winning of the battle. While in the charge, he was shot in the leg. 

About a year after that, he asked for possession of Fort Ticonderoga. His plan was to get the fort from Washington and then hand it over to the British. Well the Americans got wind of it and Arnold ran for England. While in Williamsburg, Virgina he asked an American POW “What would happen to me if I were caught by the Americans?” The POW replied, “We would cut off your leg and burry it with full military honor for the fork you did in Quebec and Saratoga. The rest of you, we’d hang.” 

Sounds like the early patriots didn’t like people compromising with their enemies. Maybe we need that spirit again today. 

Arnold died a man without a country and has gone down in history as the greatest traitor of all times.

Troop 777's Newest Eagle Scouts!

Last night my friends Paul and Greg became Eagle Scouts, numbers 6 and 7 for troop 777.

Greg's project was to advertise for their towns clean-up day, and to provide a lunch after.

Paul's project was to put up a new sign at our church, pull out the old one, pull out some very ugly bushes and put in a small garden.

David, Mr. Bergeron, Paul, and Mrs. Bergeron

Mrs. Bolstridge, Mr. Bolstridge, and Greg

Me, David, Jeremy, Paul and Greg

Mr. Brassard, Mr. Bolstridge, Greg, Paul, and my Dad

Congrats to Paul and Greg!

Joke of the Week! "Has it gone bad?"

I am back on track with the joke of the week!


A 5 year old boy was given a box of animal crackers by his mother.
She left the room for a few minutes and came back to see the boy lining up crackers and look at them very closely. "What are you doing?" she asked.
"I am looking to see if that seal is broken."
"Why?"
"The box says no to eat these if the seal is broken."