Thursday, March 31, 2011

Joke of the Week! "Sticker Shock"

If you were wondering if I come up with all the jokes I put on here, I don't! Most of them I get out of "Country" magazine, like this one!
This week's joke is a good one I think!

An unethical car dealer had taken advantage  of several people in the community. He called a local rancher about coming over to buy a bull. When he arrived, the rancher handed him the bill:
  • Basic bull: $499.99
  • Extra stomachs: $79.99
  • 2-ton exterior: $124.99
  • Heavy-duty straw chomper: $189.99
  • High-output drain system: $149.99
  • Automatic flyswatter: $88.99
  • Genuine bullhide upholstery: $179.99
  • Deluxe dual horns: 59.99
  • Automatic fertilizer attachment: $339.99
  • 4x4 traction drive assembly: $884.99
  • Pre-delivery wash and detailing: $69.99
  • Destination charge: $395.99
  • Tax, license and title: $63.99
The bill came to $3,128.87
This gave the dealer a new appreciation for the term "sticker shock"

Hope you like it!

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